House Rules: Making Multiple Restaurant Reservations
Getting a table at your favorite restaurant is seldom a pressing problem in the Baltimore restaurant scene. The only place that ever seems to have much of a wait is the interminable, befuddling...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Servers and Bartenders, Put Away Your Cell Phones.
We don’t usually embrace curmudgeonly rants on this blog. Even though we’ve got a category for rants, only a couple of those entries could actually properly qualify as one, and even so they’re not the...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Credit Card Roulette
The Chop is not typically given over to gambling. We used to frequent Pimlico when the horses were running, and we’re loathe to back out of a bar bet if we’re absolutely sure that it was Paul Rodriguez...
View ArticleHouse Rules: How To Throw a Proper Bachelor Party
Spring is nearly upon us here in Baltimore, and on the heels of the first sunny days will be another Spring wedding season. For the women and the coupled men out there this can mean the welling up of...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Free Food for Happy Hour
The Chop is jumping on the Bolt Bus and heading up to New York for a party tonight. As much as we’re loathe to admit that any city anywhere has some advantage over Baltimore, and especially New York...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Check Cashing at the Corner Bar
The Chop is a stand up guy. How do you know you can trust the Chop? Because we don’t fool around with office buildings and churches and meeting rooms and all of that mess. All of our most important...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Doggie Dining
Let us say this emphatically, because we want you to know it and believe it right off the bat: The Chop is not, repeat not a mean old dog-hater. We like dogs. We like them a lot, actually; more than we...
View ArticleHouse Rules: 2 for 1 Happy Hour and the New Math
In many ways, there’s no better bar special out there than the two for one happy hour. Unless you’re going to feed us some free tasty food, getting twice the drink and half the check is pretty hard to...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Drinking on Your Wedding Day
It takes a lot of time and effort to plan a wedding. It’s no small matter to co-ordinate a real life fairy tale which is meant to be the one and only happiest day of your life. If you’re a bride or...
View ArticleHouse Rules: Buybacks
We’re loathe to admit that New York City has ever done anything better than Baltimore. Sure, they do everything bigger, but that’s not necessarily better. It almost killed us when we were forced to...
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